Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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