White coat. Heels.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
