You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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