Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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