the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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