You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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