idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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