You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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