But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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