Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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