Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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