if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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