That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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