You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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