he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
