week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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