So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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