Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
