let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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