i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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