i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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