Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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