If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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