I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I will pee on everything he values.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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