good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize