ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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