Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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