He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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