Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Randomize
