yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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