I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
