they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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