OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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