Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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