Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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