Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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