Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
