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(201): View more from New Jersey

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(818): View more from California

I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to

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(317): View more from Indiana

Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(214): View more from Texas

I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said

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(424): View more from California

My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?

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(607): View more from New York

Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding

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