quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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