Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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