That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
