I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I feel like a drive thru vagina
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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