We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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