If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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