she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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