I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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