I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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