What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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