do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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