I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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