My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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