So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
