talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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