At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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