Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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