My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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