I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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