How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Randomize
