He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I looked at my own cervix.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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