and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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