I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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